Big Boy, aka Monster: “Hey Mom, what are you doing?”
Me: “I’m trying to do this exercise video.”
Monster: “Why is she standing on her hands with her one leg in the air and hopping on the other leg?”
Me: “She’s supposed to be working out the leg she hopping on.”
Monster: “I noticed you’re not doing that.”
Me: “No, dude. I don’t want to fall.”
Monster: “Yeah, I don’t blame you. I wouldn’t do that either. What is she doing now? She’s on the floor.”
Me: “She’s going to work on her abs. Scoot over because I’ve got to follow along.”
Monster: “So now, you’ve got to get on your belly?”
Me: “Yes. More abs and leg work.”
Monster: “Oh, good. I’m going to get on your back…..”
Me: “No, no. No, dude, you’ve got to get down. I can’t exercise with you on me like this.”
Monster: “Yes you can. I’m adding extra weight that will help.”
Me: “No, I can’t do this… don’t dig your claws in.”
Monster: “I have to. I don’t want to fall.”
